Lyra being silly

me: ms lyra? this not the way we walk!
Lyra: a Human!
Me: Ms i am serieuse! we dont walk like this!
Bon bon: i think you make him mad!
Lyra: oh! sorry!
Me: good and stop try to thing us do! learn of us is one thing but do like us bad! you are lucky i am a good human! some are very bad and will kill for this stupitity! plus us human got nothing special but you unicorn you can use magic! this special! and you earth pony , you be very close to the land! some of you can sense the dange or to fond the right place to get gem or make some deliceuse food! and the pegasus control the cloud to rain or snow! us human we need to make stuff by our own hand and we dont use magic but we are not weak...well not all human! the thing the worst of us , is most the time we do wars all time! we kill other!
and some human kill thing , the human dont get it! and some human kill for fun! i know some human if he or she fond this place, some of them will come kill our kind for fun or kill all our race for reason he/she hate pony! and to finish, we are onivore! we eat meat or plant! now you get it , you be more in dange in the human world!
Lyra: yes!(she tramble like a lelf)
Bon bon: are you a good one or a bad one?(her too tramble like a lelf)
Me: i am a good one and i hate useles killing! i prefer killing in video game!
Lyra: video game?
Bon bon: Oh yeah we got too!
Me: yeah. i try your video game and is more like old game in 1990 years! boring! sorry if you like them but is no macht to our game! let me you a real video game!
30 minute later.
Lyra: wow! so this the human video game? awsome!
Bon bon: is far advence to our game!
Me: i know! oh you know Princess luna love play ours game?
Lyra: NO WAY!
Me: yes! is one of my fellow good human a made try! now excuse me , i need to go see Princess Luna to play this game, and the name is DIABLO III! oh and Princess twilight work on something will help the none unicorn or alicorn to play ours game! i think she need help and by help i mean by tester!
Bon bon: let go Lyra TO THE CASTLE OF PRINCESS OF FRIENDSHIP!(she really want play the game)
Lyra: You read my mind!
both run like crazy.(like pony not as human)
Me: oh shit i be later!(run like crazy on bikecycle)

the end! note me not be later! why? is luna who a take 30 minute later to wake up by her sister! well protect dream is not a easy job!